I want a hot fudge malt...

Last weekend my sister Sally and her husband Chuck were in Provo for a wedding. Terri and I drove up to visit and have dinner. We went to Fudrucker's. First time for us. We learned they have really good hamburgers and malts. So when we ordered I asked, "Do you have malts?"

Order Taker: Some people come just for our malts.
Me: Do you have hot fudge malts?
Order Taker: We have hot chocolate!
Terri: Do you have malts?
Order Taker: Yes.
Terri: Do you have hot fudge?
Order Taker: Yes.

You could see the beginnings of the order-taker-squirm, and as luck would have it, I just happened to be wearing my Heywood Reunion shirt, so I pointed to the Steve-Heywood-designed logo and read the mantra, "I want a hot fudge malt."

I got my hot fudge malt, and it was great!

Thanks, Dad!