The Sharper Image

So while in California, I fetched the mail for my dad. I delivered it all to him except the Sharper Image catalog, which I proceeded to peruse. In the midst of my perusal, I came across this nifty little item. The words below are lifted exactly as printed in said catalog.


Let's be frank: Entire industries have grown up around the small task of shaving a man's face; and Sharper Image has done its part for nose hair trimming — but why stop there? For many men, life could be a whole lot sweeter with a hair-free back, well-groomed shoulders, smooth chest, tidy underarms and neatly-kept areas... well, elsewhere.

The shaver for the rest of your body.
$49.95