Horseshoe Trader

ALMOST FRESH
ROAD KILL

You Slam 'Em
We Ham 'Em

Your choice of:
Elk, Deer, Badger, Skunk,
Jack Rabbit, Squirrel
and Much, Much more!

Availability may vary.
Some tenderized more than
others. No discounts for
day/week olds

Not responsible for lost teeth
caused by car parts
embedded in your favorite cuts

Prices available on request,
most orders filled
within 24 hours

WE CAN MAKE
"HAM" OUT OF
ANYTHING!
Tastes like Chicken

www.uslam.weham.road.kill.gross

This is an actual ad in the latest Horseshoe trader. (I tried the web address and unfortunatly it doesn't work. But a hoot nonetheless.)