Spring Classes for Men

THE
ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By Wednesday, Jan 31, 2008

Note: due to the complexity and difficulty of the curricula,
class sizes will be limited to 8 enrollees maximum

Class 1
How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation
4 week course Monday and Wednesday 7-9pm

Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll - Does it Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion
2 week course Saturday 1-3pm

Class 3
Is it Possible to Urinate Using the Technique ff Lifting the Seat and Avoiding the Floor, Walls and Anything Else Nearby?
Includes Group Practice Session
4 week course meets Saturday 8-10pm

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between the Laundry Hamper and the Floor
Includes Pictures and Explanatory Graphics
3 week course meets Saturdays 2-4pm

Class 5
Dinner Dishes - Can They Levitate and Fly into the Kitchen Sink?
Includes Video
4 week course meets Tuesday and Thursday 7-9pm

Class 6
Loss of Identity - Losing the Remote to Your Significant Other
Includes Help Line Support and Support Groups
4 Week course Friday and Saturday 7-9pm

Class 7
How to Find Things - Starting with Looking in the Right Places and Not Turning the House Upside Down While Yelling
Open Forum
Monday 8-10pm

Class 8
Health Watch - Bringing Her Flowers is Not Harmful to Your Health
Includes Graphics and Audio Tapes
26 Week course Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday 5-9pm

Class 9
Real Men Ask for Directions When Lost
Real Life Testimonials
Tuesday 6-9pm Location to be determined

Class 10
Is it Genetically Impossible to Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Includes Driving Simulations
4 week course Saturday noon-2pm

Class 11
Learning to Cope - Basic Differences Between Your Wife and Mother
Includes Role-playing
4 week course Tuesday 7-9pm - Location to be determined

Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Includes Relaxation Exercises, Meditation, and Breathing Techniques
4 week course Tuesday and Thursday 6-8pm

Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy - Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going to Be Late
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered
Three nights: Monday, Wednesday, Friday 5-7pm

Class 14
The Stove - What it is and How it is Used
Live Demonstration
4 week course Tuesdays 6-10pm